Welcome to Hell, I'll be your host and guide, Macauley Culkin. Those smart guys at The Observatory know what's-what and are - rightly so - not afraid to show it. Here in Hell is where Mark and Rik send all that is wrong with the World. Here, stored safely under lock, key, and secure server, are the things that would end all wars if they were destroyed, done away with, or never created. Don't worry though: while you're perusing these tools of the devil, SODS (Scientists and Observers Developing Stuff) are working to develop a combined time-machine/crap-destroyer. All will soon be good.

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