Entrance Theme: Slayer - Here comes The Pain
Superpower: When angry or enraged I turn into 'Slothman'©. 100% adrenaline, 0% Enthusiasm
Fatality: Dip in concentrated Sodium Hydroxide until victim is turned into soap
Have you ever taken a beating: Yeah, in first school by 2 girls in the year above me. Traumatic.
Have you ever had a near death experience: Yes, slipped off a cliff and grabbed a huge chunk of long grass. Grass, I salute you. Your Observatory Bravery Medal is in the post.
Have you ever hospitalised another human being? When I was much younger damn near killed another human, also, coincidentally called Ryan. I smashed his head open with a pitching wedge. Ain't noone gonna stand in my stance again.
Observatory: 2 - Ryans: 0
Sense of Humour: Violent/Surreal
Motto: "Why read a book when you can watch a film?"
Tipple: Stella Artois (reassuringly expensive)
Nipple: 1998 Jennifer Aniston
TV Show: South Park
Films: Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Usual Suspects, Godfather parts 1 and 2.
Band: Red Hot Chili Peppers
Songs: Sweet 16 - Feeder, All My Life - Foo Fighters, Pollution - Limp Bizkit, Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden, Minor Thing - Red Hot Chili Peppers
TV personality: "The Duke" David Dickinson
Computer Game: Grand Theft Auto Vice City
Food: Prawn Korma
Most Treasured Possession: My Samurai Sword.
Pet Hate: People in general
How would you like to go out: Killed by a pack of wild ninjas would be awesome
Have you ever lost the respect of a friend? Fuck yeah, it doesn't take much either! If a friend of mine steps a fraction out of line they become no longer a friend, and if they are not a friend they are an enemy and get added to "the list". There's no list really.
You would have to pay me £(1 divided by the hotness of the bayab out of 100 multiplied by 1 Million) to do a porno because: A man gotta have some standards
Word: Top Question, so many possible answers but I would have to say.... "Seldom".