Mark


Entrance Theme: Slayer - Here comes The Pain
Superpower: When angry or enraged I turn into 'Slothman'. 100% adrenaline, 0% Enthusiasm

Fatality: Dip in concentrated Sodium Hydroxide until victim is turned into soap
Have you ever taken a beating: Yeah, in first school by 2 girls in the year above me. Traumatic.
Have you ever had a near death experience: Yes, slipped off a cliff and grabbed a huge chunk of long grass. Grass, I salute you. Your Observatory Bravery Medal is in the post.

Have you ever hospitalised another human being? When I was much younger damn near killed another human, also, coincidentally called Ryan. I smashed his head open with a pitching wedge. Ain't noone gonna stand in my stance again.
Observatory: 2 - Ryans: 0

Sense of Humour: Violent/Surreal
Motto: "Why read a book when you can watch a film?"

Favourite

Tipple: Stella Artois (reassuringly expensive)
Nipple: 1998 Jennifer Aniston
TV Show: South Park
Films: Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Usual Suspects, Godfather parts 1 and 2.
Band: Red Hot Chili Peppers
Songs: Sweet 16 - Feeder, All My Life - Foo Fighters, Pollution - Limp Bizkit, Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden, Minor Thing - Red Hot Chili Peppers
TV personality: "The Duke" David Dickinson
Console: PS2
Computer Game: Grand Theft Auto Vice City
Food: Prawn Korma
Most Treasured Possession: My Samurai Sword.

Pet Hate: People in general

How would you like to go out: Killed by a pack of wild ninjas would be awesome

Have you ever lost the respect of a friend? Fuck yeah, it doesn't take much either! If a friend of mine steps a fraction out of line they become no longer a friend, and if they are not a friend they are an enemy and get added to "the list". There's no list really.

You would have to pay me (1 divided by the hotness of the bayab out of 100 multiplied by 1 Million) to do a porno because: A man gotta have some standards

Word: Top Question, so many possible answers but I would have to say.... "Seldom".