What better way to be noticed than wearing your very own seductive Observatory T-Shirt? You'll look so great in it you'll need patented Observatory Underwear, no diggetty no doubt. Maybe you'll even be using our brand new Observatory Jimmy Hats. Ya know - sheaths; balloons; hoses, Pedro jackets, stump-mittens... C'mon man, CONDOMS ferchrissakes!

Well, you can have them as soon as they're done. Be patient.