Ok children (of the night), are you all settled in? It's time for a story. What would you like to hear tonight? How about you Little Timmy? Raise your remaining arm if you wanna hear a story Timmy! YAY!
I have many tales for you kids here at the Observatory Orphanage/Training Camp, you just tell me what you wanna hear. I got Tales of Woe, Tales of Comedy, Tales of Extreme S&M Erotica, all to give you the expeience you need for the world. Have fun
Featured Short Story: Simon's Lungs